Post by Vics on Jul 17, 2006 6:35:08 GMT -5
Will sweet Honey marry Billy the second time round?
WITH most of the women who have married into the Mitchell family either dead (like Tiffany and Kathy), or in hiding (Sharon and Little Mo), then pregnant Honey should think twice about getting spliced to Billy No-Mates.
Even her dad Jack is not prepared to forgive Billy should he treat her badly. 'My little girl is about to become your wife,' Jack hisses, 'an' if you don't look after 'er propah, I will hunt you down on horse-back. With dogs. Hounds bayin' for your blood. An' you wouldn't escape!'
So what could possibly go wrong on Friday? With Philthy Phil as his best man, and that gormless article Garry as Stag Night coordinator everything - as Billy wakes up in a bed warehouse wearing just his West Ham United boxer shorts, white socks and a completely baffled expression. No change there, then...
Written by the brilliant Sarah Phelps and with some superb comedy acting by the cast - and particularly Emma Barton and Perry Fenwick as the hapless bride and groom - Friday is probably the funniest laugh-out-loud episode of the year so far.
It's classic bride 'n' seek comedy as an increasingly bewildered and desperate Billy tries to get to the church on time after being arrested for indecent exposure, dressed in women's clothes and locked in a bathroom.
And if he doesn't join Honey at the altar, Phil fears what Peggy will do. 'Mum's gunna disembowel me,' he nervously warns sidekick Gazza. 'You, she'll probably just tar an' feather...'
Now we'd pay money to see that.
ALSO THIS WEEK:
Because Max and Tanya Branning are the best couple to come to the Square for many a year, let's hope ginger whinger Bradley can stop his father's secret mistress Gemma from splitting them up when she comes to Walford. 'You 'aven't changed,' Brad tells his dad on Tuesday. 'Yer still a lyin', cheatin' scumbag. You're poison an' I hate everyfing about yer! You 'aven't got a son.'
Ouch!
The Mirror (mirror.co.uk)
WITH most of the women who have married into the Mitchell family either dead (like Tiffany and Kathy), or in hiding (Sharon and Little Mo), then pregnant Honey should think twice about getting spliced to Billy No-Mates.
Even her dad Jack is not prepared to forgive Billy should he treat her badly. 'My little girl is about to become your wife,' Jack hisses, 'an' if you don't look after 'er propah, I will hunt you down on horse-back. With dogs. Hounds bayin' for your blood. An' you wouldn't escape!'
So what could possibly go wrong on Friday? With Philthy Phil as his best man, and that gormless article Garry as Stag Night coordinator everything - as Billy wakes up in a bed warehouse wearing just his West Ham United boxer shorts, white socks and a completely baffled expression. No change there, then...
Written by the brilliant Sarah Phelps and with some superb comedy acting by the cast - and particularly Emma Barton and Perry Fenwick as the hapless bride and groom - Friday is probably the funniest laugh-out-loud episode of the year so far.
It's classic bride 'n' seek comedy as an increasingly bewildered and desperate Billy tries to get to the church on time after being arrested for indecent exposure, dressed in women's clothes and locked in a bathroom.
And if he doesn't join Honey at the altar, Phil fears what Peggy will do. 'Mum's gunna disembowel me,' he nervously warns sidekick Gazza. 'You, she'll probably just tar an' feather...'
Now we'd pay money to see that.
ALSO THIS WEEK:
Because Max and Tanya Branning are the best couple to come to the Square for many a year, let's hope ginger whinger Bradley can stop his father's secret mistress Gemma from splitting them up when she comes to Walford. 'You 'aven't changed,' Brad tells his dad on Tuesday. 'Yer still a lyin', cheatin' scumbag. You're poison an' I hate everyfing about yer! You 'aven't got a son.'
Ouch!
The Mirror (mirror.co.uk)
